I WILL NOT PLAY TUG O’

WAR. I’D RATHER PLAY HUG O’

WAR. WHERE EVERYONE HUGS

INSTEAD OF TUGS, WHERE

EVERYONE GIGGLES AND ROLLS ON

THE RUG, WHERE EVERYONE

KISSES, AND EVERYONE GRINS,

AND EVERYONE CUDDLES, AND

EVERYONE WINs.

-Shel Silverstein